Roommates, I know you’ve heard someone tell you to give up your black card at least once in your life time. Whether it’s because you’ve never seen Friday, go outside in the winter time with flip flops or the fact that you straighten your hair every. single. day. *Sigh* I just can’t. Here’s a list of things that will definitely have you coughin’ up that black card!! #ProtectYaNeck, Roommates!
This one’s pretty self-explanatory
2.) Talk back to my momma
She literally slapped the black off of him. I can’t say this hasn’t happened to me before smh.
3.) Slam a door in the house
Mom used to be ready for someone to slam a door, especially after an argument! That meant that a** though!
4.) Change the radio station without permission
“Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio!”
5.) Eat just ANYBODY’S mac and cheese
Ma’am. Sir. That’s just something you don’t do. Not everybody was blessed with cooking hands!
6.) Roll my eyes at my momma
I swear, Mom’s be daring you to slip up!
7.) Stan for Iggy Azalea
8.) Wear flip flops and shorts during winter
Yo, I don’t know how this is even a thing!! Best believe, it is down here in the South.
9.) Sleep without a bonnet
One does not sleep without her hair covered.
10.) Vote for Donald Trump
By the way, you can get your “F*ck Trump” dad hats at theshaderoomstore.com starting tomorrow!!
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