Roommates, make sure you aren’t eating or drinking anything while you’re reading this story because it is too cray! Liam Smyth, a University of Bristol grad student in Britain, had a hit Tindr date that went left earlier this week. He linked up with a girl and later brought her back to his home to watch a Scientology documentary and have drinks.
At one point during the date, the girl excused herself to use the restroom, but Liam says that when she came back she had a “a panicked look in her eye.” “I went for a poo in your toilet, and it would not flush.” The woman then explained that she decided to scoop up the poop with some tissue and tossed it out of the window.
Liam suggested that they go retrieve it together, but according to #HuffPost, the poop got stuck between an 18-inch gap that is “separated from the outside world by another non-opening double glazed window.” Instead of smashing the window to get it out, the woman climbed in to get it. Unfortunately she got stuck and the fire department had to come get her out.
Liam started a GoFundMe to get his window repaired since the firemen broke it in order to free the woman. It only costs $390, but he’s received almost $3,000 in donations!
As weird as this story is, I bet these two will get married. I mean, once you’ve seen someone at their “shittiest” you can only appreciate the good!
TSR STAFF: Talia O. @theclosetratchet on IG, @tallyohhh on Twitter