Whether you want to admit it or not all of us have a little petty in us, and at times just feel like unleashing that pettiness on someone, possibly for fun, or possibly for revenge. Now I thought I was King Pettington but it seems a couple roommates have taken the cake on this one.
We asked you all earlier this week to tell us “What’s the pettiest thing you ever did?” and we received over 6,000 comments of pure pettiness, but there were 5 roommates whose pettiness out shined the rest.
Our roommate @ashin_kusher comes in at number 5, and let’s just say his pettiness is definitely one for the books.
He said “I was cool with this one girl in middle school, I told her I liked her and she shot me down. So I got her number from somebody else and told my Uncle to prank call her house saying he had her pregnancy results and they were positive. Her mom answered the phone and I never saw that girl again”
Now I wonder what happened to that poor girl when her mom hung up the phone, but I gotta give to our roommate because he was a savage for that one. But if you thought that was something wait to see what our roommate @heyeee_mrs_johnson, who comes in at number 4, had to say. Now I’m not condoning being mean purely for fun, but if someone is mean to you first then you absolutely have the right to be petty to the upmost tenth power, and that’s why her story has made the list!
She said, “My roommate was mean and had bad acne so whenever she left I would rub her pillow cases on the floors, counters, and the bottom of my shoes so she could breakout more”
Now I’m sensitive about my skin, so I already know that’s the quickest way to hurt someone, so I gotta give our roommate props on that one and for coming up with that idea up, definitely taking mental notes from you girl.
As you can see these are some pretty crazy stories, but the pettiness only gets better. Stepping in at number 3, is our roommate @waveyavee. When the going gets tough, and your teacher ain’t on your team, just pour a little liquor in their drink to get them right!
She said, “My teacher used to give me bad grades on purpose. I put a soda can filled with liquor on her table and told the Dean I thought I smelled alcohol in the classroom.
I can already see the look on our roommates face when the dean walked in the room to talk to the teacher, and I bet the teachers facial expressions was priceless. Coming in at number 2, is @selena_dollx. We all know how hard it is to break up with someone, and they ask for their stuff back, but you don’t normally hear about the parents asking for their’s back as well, so our fellow roommate decided to give her exes mom her clothes back but with a little surprise.
She said, “My exes fake a** mother in law gave me one of her dresses, then asked for it back a couple of months later when we broke up, so I returned the pettyness, by cutting the sews on the inside with a blade so when she puts it on it would rip.
Now I’m sure homegirl was pissed when she tried that dress on, and probably thought she picked up a little bit of weight but hey oh well. Last but certainly not least is our roommate @leja_p whose story is sure to make you laugh.
She said, “I hid all the remotes from my husband before I went out of town. His pride wouldn’t let me ask me about them.”
Our roommate had bae up in the house on a scavenger hunt for them damn remotes. As you can see though roommates a little petty ain’t hurting no one so get your petty on!
TSR Staff: Kyle Anfernee Instagram: @Kyle.Anfernee
