Hey, Roommates! Fourth of July weekend is upon us and the cookout invites are flowing. We thought that it would be fun to give you some insight into what your zodiac sign would more than likely be doing at the cookout. Due to some of y’all’s “tendencies,” you may not be so surprised to see what’s up. Take a look and see if we got it right!
Capricorn: Just Got a Promotion and Won’t Be Coming
Capricorns are super goal-oriented and unfortunately will not be attending the cookout. They would be too focused on what will be happening after the cookout to actually enjoy the cookout.
Aquarius: Rolling Up and Talking to Everyone
For whatever reason, Aquarians attract weirdos, but it’s probably because they’re so secure with themselves. When you have zero f*cks left, it’s easy to meet new people and that’s exactly what they’re going to do.
Pisces: Serving as the DJ
Pisces make the best DJ’s. Think Timbaland, Erykah Badu, Rihanna… You’ll thank me later!
Aries: Being a Wallflower
Aries are very good at reading people and will not engage with you if they feel that something is up! Until they feel like it, they will be happy attending their party for one all by themselves.
Taurus: Secretly Judging the Cookout
When it comes to getting that paper, Taurus is one who goes hard in the paint and don’t take very many breaks. With that being said, they’ll come to the cookout, but if it’s whack, then they’re bouncing, okay?! Make it worth their while!
Gemini: Tearing Up The Dance Floor
Gemini are super fun and have many layers to their personalities. Since they’re at a cookout, they’ll abide by the Laws of the Turn Up and really let loose by killing all of the latest dance trends. No one can upstage a Gemini!
Cancer: Making the Potato Salad
Cancer’s home is in the kitchen. They’re the best cooks out of all of the zodiacs, thus, everyone trusts them to make all the food! Besides, it’ll be made with extra love!
Leo: Making the Cookout All About Them
This cookout is to celebrate the Fourth of July, but Leo will somehow make it about them…just like they do most things. They will probably proclaim July as Leo season, but you don’t mind, though, because they somehow get you to agree with everything they’re saying. Those charming suckers!
Virgo: Making the Budget
Virgo has decided to help with the planning of the cookout and has created a budget of expenses and very faulty divided costs between those who want to be involved. “Order” is Virgo’s middle name.
Libra: Trying to Decide Whether Or Not They Should Go
Libras can sometimes have a difficult time deciding what the right thing to do is. They may want to go to the cookout, but can very quickly talk themselves out of it and curl up with some Netflix!
Scorpio: Looking For Their Next Boo…
Scorpio will be looking for their next boo at the cookout, so their outfit has to be KILLER! They will try on every outfit in their wardrobe until they find “it”…even if that means they show up to the cookout super late!
Sagittarius: Serving As The Bartender
Sag’s love to live life for to the fullest. They’re very “in-the-moment” type of people, so they’re always the life of the party… red cup in hand!
TSR STAFF: Talia O. @theclosetratchet on IG
