Roommates, have you ever thought to yourself what life would have been like if social media existed when Tupac and Biggie were feuding? What about when #MikeTtson but off #EvanderHolyfield’s ear or the day #MartinLutherKingJr gave his “I Have A Dream” speech?
Well, our boy @AmBluejay took it even further and questioned what Black Twitter would be like if it existed during Biblical Times! Everybody chimed in with the most hilarious tweets I’ve seen this year so far. I am so impressed by all of the people who know their bibles! Yassss!
Imagine if Twitter existed during the Bible Times….the tweets and the Subtweets ????
— The Instigator (@AmBlujay) December 30, 2017
God: hey who tf ate my sh*t?
Adam: pic.twitter.com/Agme6ieWgU
— Oɴε godFαтнεર????????⏺ (@ItzPresmatic) January 2, 2018
Oomf's wife is pregnant but she's a Virgin ???? https://t.co/VmmbbNeg3h
— Cyhi (@Ndinani07) January 1, 2018
????????????imagine the retweets he would've gotten. ???????? pic.twitter.com/uW29kAwG2E
— Jesus is my plugⓂ (@kennyDior) December 30, 2017
"Men are tiring, this old man I met in town the other day kept calling me to come build a ship with him… how lame, he made up some story about a flood…. someone come get your Grandad" pic.twitter.com/IfidLDs7WY
— Your Attorney???? (@NerdySk) December 30, 2017
RT for Jesus, Like for Barnabas.
— and 12K others followed you (@Omunye_) December 30, 2017
@pharaoh how many RT’s do I need to convince you to let my people go? pic.twitter.com/ze2turahkJ
— She is youthful (@Rea_b) January 2, 2018
These took me out:
Jesus: "Oomf is gonna betray me" pic.twitter.com/U7CuECTAgU
— Your Attorney???? (@NerdySk) December 30, 2017
Judas: pic.twitter.com/9bnkWyGmJP
— Eddy (@edd180) January 2, 2018
When your MCM resurrected 3 days later pic.twitter.com/PU7npfKCT8
— Oɴε godFαтнεર????????⏺ (@ItzPresmatic) January 2, 2018
Moses: Let my people go!
Pharaoh: pic.twitter.com/QAnDeduHlU
— Martin Eric (@markimwa) January 2, 2018
Biblical Thread:
Jacob: "it all started with a DM and I'm gonna bang Rachel for the rest of her life" pic.twitter.com/TcWevKrX87
— Oɴε godFαтнεર????????⏺ (@ItzPresmatic) January 2, 2018
He died on the cross pic.twitter.com/t5o8UgQGRu
— Khiem (@khiemeleon) January 2, 2018
Homie fed thousands with just 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread pic.twitter.com/9XOL60xAlM
— Ty ????????♀️ (@taughtu) January 2, 2018
My father just tried to sacrifice me, it really be your own family… pic.twitter.com/hwoUhRgAWC
— saron (@saronsauce) January 2, 2018
When Goliath tried to size up David, and David hit him with the toolie pic.twitter.com/bpFtMCQAQM
— jeez louise! (@LODOLLAASIGN) January 2, 2018
I know I slandered him on the TL but Noah just finished his ark so this how I’m pulling up pic.twitter.com/eszWICIjJb
— chioma ???? (@peachieleo) January 2, 2018
Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego when they got in the fire: pic.twitter.com/2sIeox6hxb
— Kali Uchis's bitch (@SpectacularJade) January 2, 2018
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