“[Stevie] set up a meeting, so I go to her place. It was just her and I at the time and we talked, talked, talked! Stevie was not there. [He] stumbles in hours later pissy drunk, like, stumbles up the stairs and passed out, like, snoring like a bear.
Her and I are still talking, you know, trying to figure it out. I don’t know this woman, blah, blah, blah. It’s late as f*ck, I’m tired, I been drinking red wine– I’m tired! So she was like, ‘You can just go with Stevie. Just lay down next to Stevie. Go ahead and lay down’.”
“So I was like ok, because I wasn’t about to be driving. I went upstairs I laid down and he’s still asleep. I’m thinking she was gonna go…lay down somewhere else!
“Next thing I know, she goes in the bathroom, she comes out, she sits on the edge of the bed. She starts rubbing on my legs or whatever and I’m like, “WHOA!” Then she proceeds to eat my vagina! You wanna go and eat it, eat it girl! I had to really wrap my mind around it because it was so awkward…but that’s what happened!”
TSR Intern: Talia O. @theclosetratchet on Instagram & @tallyohhh on Twitter!
