German Man Literally Splits Everything Down The Middle After Breaking Up With His Girlfriend!!! - The Shade Room

German Man Literally Splits Everything Down The Middle After Breaking Up With His Girlfriend!!!

A German man takes splitting up with his better half to a whole new level as he has probably created the pettiest break up in history!

A man who goes by “ Der Juli” on his Ebay account decided that he would take revenge after their breakup in a different way. He posted a video on YouTube called “For Laura” with a message saying “Thank you for 12 beautiful years Laura!!!! You’ve really earned half.” If that message alone doesn’t peak your interest what happens next surely will!

In the video, he is seen cutting everything and we mean Everything that him and his girlfriend once shared in half! He took a chainsaw to her Mac computer, her iPhone 5, their land-line phone, their bed, sofa and even her car and motorcycle helmet!!! 

To add insult to injury, after he was done playing arts and crafts, he posted his half of things on eBay! According to the NY Post,  the half of a car already has 7 bids on it and the highest is $1387.78 and the Macbook’s highest bidder out of 38 bids is $113.78. 

There is also a half of a bike, half of a television and half of a teddy bear for sale for anyone wondering. 

The funny thing is for his ex’s other half he mailed it to her but then again the mailbox is also cut in half so we aren’t sure how he was able to mail it. He ended the chainsaw massacre with a nice sarcastic message saying, “Greetings to my successor.”

Moral of the story, do not break up with Germans.  Let’s chat below!

   

             

Sources Sited: NY Post

http://nypost.com/2015/06/19/spurned-boyfriend-takes-split-from-girlfriend-literally/

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