It’s the freakin’ weekend, Roommates! Of course, we all like to go out and shake some a** every now and then, but sometimes staying in can be fun too– especially if you have someone to stay in with! With that being said, check out how your sign does #NetflixAndChill based on our “tendencies”! (I’m a Cancer, by the way!)
Capricorn: House of Cards
Capricorns are sometimes recognized for their intense gazes…oftentimes the ones that walk you right out of your panties/boxers. This one looks like “Welcome to the best night of your life.”
Aquarius: Weeds
Aquarius’ are usually down for whatever as long as there’s fun involved and maybe even an element of weird. Don’t think they won’t be open to trying anything new, either!
Pisces: Looking
No, no, no, Netflix and Chill does not mean you have a new boyfriend or girlfriend. It’s literally just a product of what’s left of chivalry and a one night stand, so enjoy it for what it is and nothing more. Pisces will probably get bored of you afterwards, anyway, but don’t take it personal! [Almost every male Pisces I’ve met has been gay, so the pic is’ for you guys 🙂 ]
Aries: Once Upon A Time
Fiery Aries can be a little aggressive at times, but all you have to do is give them what they want! Now! So, once they’re ready for the “Chill” part of the night, they’ll instantly spice you right back up!
Taurus: Breaking Bad (and a blunt…or two)
Say it. Taurus has a big ego 😉
Gemini: Revenge
Geminis love to do their own secret investigations on people, so I think Revenge is perfect. It’s like they’re watching a version of themselves, so this will more than likely turn them on! Their many faces bring many styles to the…umm…couch, so come hydrated and open-minded, for that matter.
Cancer: Orange Is the New Black
A Cancer will never do anything with you until you’re fed. Now, whatever they decide to feed you depends on how well the night is going! Take that however you want.
Leo: Power
If you’ve seen Power, then you know that he show is the epitome of drugs, sex and rock ‘n roll (well, in this case, hip-hop). If you’ve seen Power, then you’ll also know that none of their gifs are appropriate for this post, but neither is Leo’s sex drive. Plus, they’ll give it to you on a bed of money just like Tommy did with Holly! I mean, who wouldn’t want that?!
Virgo: Scandal
…and the name you’ll be screaming later. Virgo is a perfectionist and will only provide you with the perfect night. You won’t even lift a finger! Your comfort will be waiting for you at their door.
Libra: How To Get Away With Murder
Ahh, Libra. Such a tease. But if they put it down, you will fall in love. Just sayin’.
Scorpio: Adventure Time and Magnums
Scorpio is the gate-keeper of sex for the Zodiac, so they’ll be your entertainment for the rest of the night. It’ll be a challenge for them not to touch you during the 15-minute episode but I’m sure your clothes will be off by then anyway!
Sagittarius: BoJack Horseman
A Sag will give it to you straight. like. that. No emotions allowed unless you catch them in a vulnerable state! You may be left in a vulnerable state after your encounter, though. A Sag is part man, part horse…see what I did there? You can use your imagination with the rest!
Stay strapped up kids! Y’all know there are people out here trying to sure for getting pregnant during Netflix & Chill!
TSR Intern: Talia O. @theclosetratchet on Instagram & @tallyohhh on Twitter!
