Bryon Noem (L), husband of US Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem (R), listens as Secretary Noem testifies before the Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs to examine the President's proposed budget request for fiscal year 2026 for the Department of Homeland Security, on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC, May 20, 2025. (Photo by Alex WROBLEWSKI / AFP) (Photo by ALEX WROBLEWSKI/AFP via Getty Images)
Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem asked for “privacy and prayers” this week. Instead, the internet has been making wild jokes about her husband, Bryon Noem, following reports of him allegedly cross-dressing and sending money to fetish models. From parody videos to GIFS and spicy tweets, social media users are on day three of cookin’ Bryon, Kristi and their marriage.
On Tuesday (March 31), The Daily Mail released its bombshell findings regarding an investigation into Bryon Noem’s “double life.” Their exclusive report alleged that Bryon was active in online fetish communities, specifically the “bimbofication scene.” He allegedly sent messages and money, at least $25,000, to sex workers who had that real-life doll look from surgical enhancements.
Also, in some messages, Bryon Noem allegedly shared his love for “huge, huge ridiculous boobs.” DM even secured photos that reportedly show Bryon posing in pink pants with fake breasts made from inflated balloons.
Keep in mind, The Daily Mail released their report amid the end of Kristi Noem’s time with Homeland Security. President Donald Trump fired Noem in early March via social media amid bipartisan criticism and questioning of her leadership, per the Associated Press. Her last day as Homeland Security Secretary was on March 31. Yup, that’s the same day DM published its findings about Bryon.
Rather than go out on a high note, Kristi Noem took time on Tuesday to address the report about her husband. Her representatives gave a statement to the New York Post.
“Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at this time,” the statement reportedly said.
More than 48 hours after the report went live, users on X, formerly Twitter, have not let up. While Kristi has already broken her silence with the privacy request statement, Bryon Noem hasn’t said a word…at least not on this side of the internet!
Still, social media users aren’t missing the chance to signal the irony of Noem’s “glass house.” Tweets with either Bryon’s name or “Kristi Noem husband” in the caption are going viral. Then, there’s the videos of women bouncing their breasts. There’s references to Kristi Noem’s past comments about the LGBTQ community, immigrants and her infamous story about shooting her dogs.
