1.) Is Boujee as hell…
This relative is usually that one auntie who graduated summa cum laude with three degrees and lives in the affluent part of town.
2.) If they weren’t your cousin…
We all have a cousin who’s fine enough to be bae if they weren’t our cousin! If you say you don’t then you’re lying ?
3.) Is always turnt…
When your cousin is low key an alcoholic, but he keeps your cup full too…
4.) Thinks they’re still young…
This relative is usually the cool uncle, but what ain’t cool is him dressing in skinny jeans and Gucci flip flops. He does anything to try to get on The Shade Room!
5.) Has a lot of kids…
If you have a relative who is always having babies, then you know that you roll your eyes whenever they announce a new pregnancy. Since that’s family, you still babysit from time to time!
6.) Is an aspiring rapper…
This relative has all the ambition in the world, but you don’t have the heart to tell them to let it go.
7.) Everyone knows not to stay over their house…
Y’all I wouldn’t be real if I didn’t bring up that one relative who can’t keep their hands to themselves. #StayWoke around them…literally!
8.) Is gay and proud…
We all have that gay relative who we spill all the family tea to! They usually make it more fun to be yourself.
9.) Always has a new man/girlfriend…
Nobody likes sleeping alone, but damn! All those partners and still no ring.
10.) Can cook their behind off…
Everyone agrees that this cousin should host Sunday dinner Sunday after Sunday after Sunday!
11.) Always locked up…
You can go days, weeks or months without seeing this cousin! As a matter of fact, The last time they saw you, you had it even hit puberty yet! Now you’re 25.
12.) Is nosey as hell…
This is usually Boujee auntie’s sister. She is in everybody’s business all the time, but makes sure not to divulge any of her own tea.
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