A 22-year-old man in Youngstown, OH got smoker’s remorse on Friday after he took one too many hits of le ganja! Instead of sending him into a “kush casket”, his trip caused him to freak out a little bit and he subsequently called the cops for help.
Upon arrival to the man’s home, the cops could hear him moaning and groaning from outside! The police report states that when the cops got inside, the man “was surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies” and curled up into fetal position on the floor. It was also important for him to note that he couldn’t feel his hands, by the way.
Probably paranoid out of his mind, the young man gave his car keys over to authorities and they found a bong, rolling papers, a glass jar filled with weed and two roaches inside. The pothead declined medical treatment and was not arrested! No word on whether or not his items were confiscated, but I’m still tripping over him only smoking two joints!
Maybe I should go back through this post and refer to him as “Baby Lungs”…
Source Cited: http://fox59.com/2015/10/06/ohio-man-calls-cops-to-complain-he-got-too-high-on-marijuana-police-find-him-in-fetal-position/
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